Most Important News Of The Day

Forget the elections (VA, NJ, NY). Ignore continuing unrest in Iran. Close your eyes to signs of a growing rift between the US and Japan. Don't worry about the Israelis seizing shipments of arms going to Hezbollah (and probably sent from Iran). Nope, the real news is....

Born again beauty pageant contestant Carrie Prejean doesn't have to pay back the Miss California USA organization for her fake boobs. Well, thank God that was cleared up. I mean, what if she couldn't pay? Would someone really repo her boobs?

It's news like this that...you know...gives one hope for the future. As Rodney King asked "can't we all just get along?" Well, Rodney, when it comes to artificial breasts, I think the answer is "yes...yes we can."